just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
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so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
Twerkin on yo head
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make him coupons for a free sensual massage that expire the day before you give them to him