There's someone in my head but it's not me

May 21

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

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emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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4gifs:

Twerkin on yo head

4gifs:

Twerkin on yo head

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cosmo tip #658

expertcosmotips:

make him coupons for a free sensual massage that expire the day before you give them to him

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